( for bananabehr )

1. Conversation at work:
J (while talking to someone else): "I need to hand out strips."
Me (doing a drive-by listen): "You're stripping?"
J: *rolls eyes in drama-queen fashion* "I'm too busy for that."
R (who has a knack for setting himself up): "I'm caught up. I have some time!"
Me: "You also have back hair."

( 2. Why hooked on phonics doesn't work in the south. )

1.  Conversation at work between me and a tech:

Me:  "We're out of thingies."
Tech:  "We have a lot of thingies.  Which particular one would that be?"
Me:  "The blood pressure thingy."
Tech: "The blood pressure thingy itself, or this thingy?"  (makes V shape with fingers)
Me:  "That's it!  That thingy!"
Anesthesiologist Who Happens to Overhear ( Read more... )

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1.  NPR decided to fuck with my mind this morning by airing repeat programming from yesterday.  I turned on the radio on my way to work and heard this:  "It's Tuesday, the day we read from your emails."  DUDES.  This is so not funny the first Wednesday after Mystery Spot. 
ETA:  The hell?  I've got The Daily Show on and I just heard John Stewart ( Read more... )

I while ago I was tagged for the 10 Weird Things/Habits/Little-Known Facts About Me meme, and one of the things I admitted to was this:

I routinely write on a coworker's banana. This is not an innuendo. It started off with a simple and prosaic "Ron's banana." We had been teasing him that day about always bringing a banana to work, and it was a ( Read more... )